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For our Okies...

My sister sent this to me and although neither of us live in Oklahoma anymore its still pretty funny... You are 100% Oklahoman > if > > > 1. You can properly > pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, > Okemah, Hobart , Battiest, > Optima, Vici, > Dougherty, Achille and > Chickasha . > > > 2. You think > that people who > complain about the wind in > their states > are sissies. > >3 . A tornado warning > siren is your signal to go > out in the yard and > look for a funnel. > > > 4. Your idea of a traffic > jam is ten cars > waiting to pass a combine > on the > highway. > > 5. You've > ever had to switch from > "heat" to "A/C" and back > again in The same day. > > > 6. You know that the > true value of a > parking space is not > determined by the distance > to the door, but by the > availability of > shade. > > 7. Stores > don't have bags, they > have sacks. > > > 8. You see > people wear bib > overalls at funerals, and > sometimes one of them > is in the casket. > > 9. > You think everyone from a > bigger city has an > accent. > > 10. You > measure distance in > minutes. ("I'm about 5 > minutes away.") > > 11.. > You refer to the capital of > Oklahoma as "The > City." > > 12. It > doesn't bother you to > use either of two airports > named for men who died in > an airplane > crash. > > 13.. Little > smokies are something you > serve only for special > occasions. > > 14. You > go to the lake because you > think it is like > going to the ocean, but > without > Jaws. > > 15. You listen > to the weather forecast > before picking out an > outfit. > > 16. You know > cowpies are not made of > beef. > > > 17. Someone > you know has used a > football schedule to plan > their wedding > date. > > 18. You have > known someone who has had > more than one belt > buckle bigger than your > fist. > > > 19. A bad > traffic jam involves two > cars staring each other > down at a four-way stop, > each determined to be the > most polite and let > the other go first. > > > 20. You know in which state > "Miam-uh" is and in > which state > "Miam-ee" is. > > > 21. You aren't > surprised to find movie > rental, ammunition, a > cappuccino machine and > live bait all in the same > store. > > > 22. Your > "place at the lake" has > wheels under it. > > 23. > A Mercedes Benz is not a > status symbol. A Ford > F350 4x4 is. > > 24. You > know everything goes better > with Ranch > dressing and sweet > tea. > > > 25. You > learned how to shoot a gun > before you learned how to > multiply. > > 26. You > actually get these jokes > and are "fixin" to send > them to your friends. > > > 27. Finally, you are > 100% Oklahoman if > you have ever heard this > > conversation: > > > "You wanna > Coke?" > > > "Yeah." > > "What > kind?" > > "Dr > Pepper." >

Rusti Tue, 06/02/2009 - 12:58

That is great, I love it. Almost all of them apply to us. They left a town off the list of correct pronunciations: Honobia. Ho nubby. Oh, and in the community we live in (Hontubby, not to be confused with Honobia) we conisder it a traffic jam when more than one car has to stop because they're waiting on the people on horses to get across the bridge. We also ride our 4 wheelers to friends' houses if they live within 5 minutes or so. We take our handheld navigation up the mountain to map our trails horseback.

Morgan Tue, 06/02/2009 - 14:13

LOL I'm only a tiny bit >.< but I've only lived here 2 years :P and some of that stuff overlaps from AL and TN.

1. I admit to not knowing any of them except Chickasha lol

2. LOL I do now!

3. guilty?

4. heh, but thats been in all the places I've lived.

5. I dont have an AC :shock: but I have been known to go from a shearling coat right down to a tank top

6. well, duh....I'm from FL LOL

10. meh, thats the whole south too...

11. we only HAVE two cities and Tulsa barely counts LOL

15. every day!!!!!!

17. I dont, but I'd believe it...

20.. This one drives my mom crazy, she's from "Miam-ee" :lol:

21. that's nothing, in alabama it included tanning and liquor. :laugh1

Sara Tue, 06/02/2009 - 14:26

One of my students used to ride for the Miami Equestrian Team. I was so confused at first...

NZ Appaloosas Tue, 06/02/2009 - 19:37

How many have to apply (says the girl who has never even been to Oklahoma...)?? There's a number of them that fit...

I have to laugh, as we do watch FoxNews in the AM, and hubby has heard them say "Mizzuree", while I always say "Mizzurah"...had him wondering if we had two states that were very close in name. He still gives me a "look" when I talk about the Dakotas or the Carolinas... :laugh1

Diane

critterkeeper Tue, 06/02/2009 - 21:25

Oh, so many of those fit...especially the ranch dressing and sweet tea (is there any other kind?)...

Diane - :laugh1 are you trying to confuse the poor man?

It is like how, both New Englanders and Carolinians refer to the coastal area as Down East. I was talking to an aquaintence yesterday, who happened to be from Maine, about a friend of ours who was heading Down East on vacation. I told her I suggested to my friend that she get a stronger SPF tanning lotion as the sun would be boiling this past week (temps in the mid-90s)...poor woman from Maine thought I was daft. :laugh1

vneerland Tue, 06/02/2009 - 22:54

>>3 . A tornado warning
> siren is your signal to go
> out in the yard and
> look for a funnel. [b]TX[/b]

5. You've
> ever had to switch from
> "heat" to "A/C" and back
> again in The same day. [b]TX[/b]
>
> 6. You know that the
> true value of a
> parking space is not
> determined by the distance
> to the door, but by the
> availability of
> shade. [b]TX[/b]

10. You
> measure distance in
> minutes. ("I'm about 5
> minutes away.") [b]TX: "a little ways" (prepare to go far) [/b]

> 15. You listen
> to the weather forecast
> before picking out an
> outfit. [b]TX[/b]
>
> 16. You know
> cowpies are not made of
> beef. [b]TX[/b]
>
>
> 17. Someone
> you know has used a
> football schedule to plan
> their wedding
> date. [b]TX[/b]
>
> 18. You have
> known someone who has had
> more than one belt
> buckle bigger than your
> fist. [b]TX[/b]
>
>
> 19. A bad
> traffic jam involves two
> cars staring each other
> down at a four-way stop,
> each determined to be the
> most polite and let
> the other go first. [b]NOT[/b] TX
>
> 21. You aren't
> surprised to find movie
> rental, ammunition, a
> cappuccino machine and
> live bait all in the same
> store. [b]Yup. But that one is not restricted to the south. A new England store where my husband lived for a while, had a sign: "If we don't have it, you don't need it" :roll: He said it was pretty much true. [/b]
>
> 22. Your
> "place at the lake" has
> wheels under it. [b]Yup[/b]
>
> 23.
> A Mercedes Benz is not a
> status symbol. A Ford
> F350 4x4 is. [b]So TX [/b]
>
> 24. You
> know everything goes better
> with Ranch dressing and sweet
> tea. [b]General south? [/b]
>
> 25. You
> learned how to shoot a gun
> before you learned how to
> multiply. [b]That assumes they learned to how multiply. Uh. Numbers on paper. In real life most seem to manage the other kind of multiplying quite admirably.[/b] :oops:
>
> 26. You
> actually get these jokes
> and are "fixin" to send
> them to your friends. [b]You bet![/b] :lol:
>
>
> 27. Finally, you are
> 100% Oklahoman if
> you have ever heard this
> conversation:
> "You wanna Coke?"
> "Yeah."
> "What kind?"
> "Dr Pepper." [b]Yes, very TX.[/b] :mrgreen: [b]Plus try having a convenience store in TX that does not sell Dr Peppers. You won't last long........ [/b]

Sara Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:27

[quote="Sara"]One of my students used to ride for the Miami Equestrian Team. I was so confused at first...[/quote]

Uh, which I know is not in Oklahoma at all (Ohio, actually) but that's just where my brain went when I read this. I don't always finish my own thoughts. :oops:

Why do we have to reuse so many city names anyway? Just this morning I got a response to a horse ad from someone in Cleveland... Alabama??